Hello,
I'm writing this with tears in my eyes,my family and I came down here to Madrid, Spain for a short vacation and we were mugged at gun point last night at the park of the hotel where we lodged,all cash and credit card were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us...
We've been to the Embassy and the Police here,but they're not helping issues at all they asked us to wait for 3weeks but we can't wait till then and our flight leaves in few hours from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the hotel bills,we are freaked out at the moment...Well I really need your financially assistance...Please let me know if you can help us out,Write me back so i can tell you how to get it to me....
P.S. A full membership in GORC is only $10 a year. Are your dues up to date? Help us offset the costs we incurr to organize and execute trail construction and repair work and other advocacy efforts. See the GORC online membership application at www.gorctrails.com. Keep your membership current.
Gateway Off-Road Cyclists
gateway_mtb@yahoo.com
What I can't figure out is whether or not the ENTIRE organization has been taken hostage, and if they truly want me to write back or just purchase the $10 membership
Of course, this is posted in jest, and everyone really SHOULD purchase the $10 membership.













