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[rhadrj]

OK, we are ready to start some promotion/hype/smack talk about the approaching GF'12 Race.  Again, we have teamed up with the great GORC crew on running this as a 100% charity event for their great cause.   That great cause is unselfishly building/maintaining/politicking for better trails in and around the region.  We have had huge success in the past few years from folks being very generous at this event and we plead for more of the same.  The insurance, tools, etc. that allow the GORC gang to provide us with these sweet trails are not cheap so please help out!

Not only money but also ensure you become a member.  I would like to make a pledge of $5 for every racer that isn't a GORC member already to join up at the event!  For every new member, I will donate $5 per person to the cause.  Anyone willing to challenge something similar, call it out here.   Hell I'll give and Extra $100 if Struckman works the GORC table and smiles and says all positive things all day!

And last but not least, please give your time.  I realize we all have real lives with real time constraints, but just showing up to a few work days a year makes a major impact in the amount of work that is able to be accomplished.   Find an upcoming workday at the GORC site: http://gorctrails.com

The Race Course will be the same sweetness from last years race.  
http://www.unitedind...enge_course.pdf

Hope we see everyone out there!

Edited by rhadrj, 09 April 2012 - 01:57 PM.

[mjs]

Seriously Bob, all day...  It would give me an excuse not to race...  Your just saying that because you are scared of me.  Will probably be on kid duty, wife actually has potential to race well, versus me looking like an a$$ trying to race against you guys.  Not quite in shape yet, might never happen... We will see what I can work out.  Might be able to work the table for the beginner race or something.

Matt

[t.a.]

and the date for this fine event is Saturday, May 12, with all the details at the UFD site:  www.unitedindirt.com

[itsboz]

I'll donate $2 per racer to GORC.  Sorry but I cannot be there.  My son is in another soccer tournament.

[rhadrj]

mjs, on 09 April 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:

Seriously Bob, all day...  It would give me an excuse not to race...  Your just saying that because you are scared of me.  Will probably be on kid duty, wife actually has potential to race well, versus me looking like an a$$ trying to race against you guys.  Not quite in shape yet, might never happen... We will see what I can work out.  Might be able to work the table for the beginner race or something.

Matt

I'm just giving you shit.  How about a 10 minute cameo at the results table?   You can be our Director of Public Relations.  
I can see it now -
Question 1:  What was my lap time on the 2nd lap?  Answer:  See Matt
Question 2:  What was the time difference between me and 14th place?   Answer: See Matt
Question 3: Can Steven Seagal beat up Chuck Norris?  Answer: See Matt

Matt's Blanket Response:   Expletive deleted

[pirt3]

Don't tempt him Bob or he'll show up with his bullhorn. And don't let him near my scorers table.

[bulldog]

I just realized I'm going to be in Florida that weekend. CRAP!

[mgrumke]

Fair warning to all, I set a new PR for a single lap Sunday. Just sayin................

[mjs]

pirt3, on 11 April 2012 - 05:35 AM, said:

Don't tempt him Bob or he'll show up with his bullhorn. And don't let him near my scorers table.

Its not me near the scorer's table you need to be concerned about.  Its my 2 1/2 year old twin boys.  They also know how to use the megaphone, and hit people with sticks.  And destroy concrete with rubber hammers.  And suck the fitness right out of their father...

[itsboz]

mjs, on 11 April 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

pirt3, on 11 April 2012 - 05:35 AM, said:

Don't tempt him Bob or he'll show up with his bullhorn. And don't let him near my scorers table.

Its not me near the scorer's table you need to be concerned about.  Its my 2 1/2 year old twin boys.  They also know how to use the megaphone, and hit people with sticks.  And destroy concrete with rubber hammers.  And suck the fitness right out of their father...

just wait until said boys are really old enough to truly emulate papa....damn, those will be fun races!!!

[mgrumke]

itsboz, on 12 April 2012 - 08:57 AM, said:

mjs, on 11 April 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

pirt3, on 11 April 2012 - 05:35 AM, said:

Don't tempt him Bob or he'll show up with his bullhorn. And don't let him near my scorers table.

Its not me near the scorer's table you need to be concerned about.  Its my 2 1/2 year old twin boys.  They also know how to use the megaphone, and hit people with sticks.  And destroy concrete with rubber hammers.  And suck the fitness right out of their father...

just wait until said boys are really old enough to truly emulate papa....damn, those will be fun races!!!

The acorn story. Always fun to imagine, even better when its twice the fun!

[leader125]

I'm new so hey to everybody. When is this race and where?? Thx

[leader125]

I found it!!

[mikebobelak]

"  Hell I'll give and Extra $100 if Struckman works the GORC table and smiles and says all positive things all day! "

That would lead to this:

[JasonZ]

Question 3: Can Steven Seagal beat up Chuck Norris?  Answer: Yes