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[rudy aka 'maninblak']

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or there will just be about 6 barriers per lap that i can bunnyhop.

Mark, how bout a levitation uh i mean BUNNYHOPPING cllinic at one of the races sometime?

You know what would be cool? A clinic where the top 'A' racers would all give away their best, special racing secrets  - like go fast, jump high, climb strong.
The Incredibles!

[BH Fanclub]

Butthead rules!!!! Please, oh please put me in your blog.

Luke, you need a blog. All the pros have them.

Butthead is the Best!!!! I mean the Best!!!!!!!!!!

[Luke]

Dear Mr. BH Fanclub,

I am all retired and stuff.  I will leave the blogging to the up and comers.
When are you going to make it back to the STL scene?  We miss you.

Hugs and kisses,

Luke

[would juh !?]

Butthead is so great ! He is the best 3rd place cyclocrosser in all of Missouri.

[BH Fanclub]

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Butthead is so great ! He is the best 3rd place cyclocrosser in all of Missouri.

Would Juh like a smackdown????

Keep talking smack about the great one and I will start a jihad on your a$$.

Butthead rules, all hail the Master Butt!!!!

[JimmyMc]

This B-Head fan club may signal the end of the Butthead era.  This may come under the heading of the be-careful-what-you-ask-for syndrome.  All his life Butthead has dreamed of having fans.  The adulation.  The respect.  The schwagg.  The product endorsements.  The sexual favors.

But now he's married with a regular job, an SUV and a dog.  Yes, I know this doesn't square with his punk-rocker image and knick-name, and I know that reading this may be sending some teenage boys to window ledges to throw themselves out.  And I'm sorry about that, but I have a feeling that Butthead's fans will be throwing themselves out of windows on the first story, so it won't be all that bad.

Also, this fan club thing will undoubtedly affect his quickness.  He'll experience a feeling he doesn't deal well with--self-conscious thought.  Now his leg shave will have to be at least as good as the show pony's, his facial expressions will have to be as good as Jelly roll's and never show any pain or anguish even when Ryan P's butt is level with his face during a last-lap bunny hop.

Worst of all--now he'll be forced to have cosmetic surgery on his cankles.  All of these trappings of fame equal time off the bike.  First Lance, now Butthead.  It's true that all good things must end.  Butthead, we hardly knew ye.

[rich pierce]

This is a whole new day.  The world is upside down.  I think Butthead should become the next Chief of Staff at the White House.  Karl Rove, hit the road, buddy.  Josh could teach them a thing or two about turning around an image 180 degrees in a year or less.  I can see the headlines:
"Ratings Soar; Cankles In at White House"

[billh]

rudy aka'maninblak', on Nov 1 2005, 07:52 AM, said:

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or there will just be about 6 barriers per lap that i can bunnyhop.

Mark, how bout a levitation uh i mean BUNNYHOPPING cllinic at one of the races sometime?

You know what would be cool? A clinic where the top 'A' racers would all give away their best, special racing secrets  - like go fast, jump high, climb strong.
The Incredibles!

Rudy, my maninblackandorange, you already give a clinic every week on how to kick some serious boo-tey-butt in the C race!  Lesson 1: how to intimidate your opponents by ramming them in the arse with yer brake hoods going into barriers!  

[rudy aka 'maninblak']

billh, re: brake hood ram - don't remember that. might have been somebody else?  if i did, i'm sorry, certainly would be something i would not want to do

[the dude]

now all we need is someone to start a butthead tribute band.

[billh]

rudy aka'maninblak', on Nov 1 2005, 03:48 PM, said:

billh, re: brake hood ram - don't remember that. might have been somebody else?  if i did, i'm sorry, certainly would be something i would not want to do

No need to apologize.  It was funny.  It was on the set of barriers up top before the pavement.  Right after that, you put the hammer down and left me in the dust.  Then again, maybe I was just hallucinatin . . .

[klages]

There were some photos of Mars in the News Forum.  I found this one to be rather intriguing.

[bobber]

Holy Cow!  I've heard of people training at altitude but that really takes the cake.  Or maybe next year the Bubba series is going inter-planetary?

[Pfoodman]

klages, on Nov 1 2005, 07:19 PM, said:

There were some photos of Mars in the News Forum.  I found this one to be rather intriguing.

classic post

[JimmyMc]

Great pic.  Obviously Butthead has found the venue where he, too, can bunny hop barriers.  But, alas, there is no pageantry, and no RP.