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#31 butthead

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 07:39 AM

That is best you can do?..........My "complaints" were after the fact........as in I went and got my ass kicked and didn't like it. I am not a mud slide racer!

What is your category again? Yes, I am judging you on your category.

What does xfactor mean anyway? Do you bring the xfactor to racing? Are you EXTREME?

Probably just an extreme tool most likely.

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?


carry on...

#32 rich pierce

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:44 AM

Looking into my crystal ball, I see a hazy image, could be any under 23 racer, pretty strong, with aspirations, winter blahs, nobody to race right now.   Wants to know why entry fees go up when his wallet is thin.  No worries.
Isaiah 40:31 Those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

#33 FattyM

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:45 AM

View Postbutthead, on Jan 14 2009, 07:39 AM, said:

That is best you can do?..........My "complaints" were after the fact........as in I went and got my ass kicked and didn't like it. I am not a mud slide racer!

What is your category again? Yes, I am judging you on your category.

What does xfactor mean anyway? Do you bring the xfactor to racing? Are you EXTREME?

Probably just an extreme tool most likely.

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?


carry on...

Hillsboro is a road race, butthead.  You have no power in this realm.  You are powerless.

For the record - my team will once again win registration and once again chase down shawnrrrrr if he shows up in the 3s.  I will probably not finish one lap of the pee-on-twelve.

xfactor quit being a whinny bitch.

What is your category again? Yes, I am judging you on your category.

What does xfactor mean anyway? Do you bring the xfactor to racing? Are you EXTREME?

Probably just an extreme tool most likely.

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?

#34 xfactor

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 11:04 AM

What's my category?  Category Extreme.  Who am I?  I am the collective conscience of everybody on this forum.  I say what you want to say but are too afraid to. I am the the lovechild of the Internet and bike racing.  Xfactor lives!

#35 phawley

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 11:26 AM

i changed the topic title so as to differentiate from Todd Harris's legit H-R thread. please don't let any smack talk makes its way to that thread.

now carry on.

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#36 butthead

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 11:38 AM

xfactor you remind me of the famous 2kWatts.


Tells us xfactor......how many watts do you put out?

#37 FattyM

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 11:47 AM

View Postphawley, on Jan 14 2009, 11:26 AM, said:

i changed the topic title so as to differentiate from Todd Harris's legit H-R thread. please don't let any smack talk makes its way to that thread.

now carry on.

I reject your assertion that because this thread contains "the smacktalk," it is in anyway, shape, or form, less "legit" than a hypothetical thread containing dry recitations of information most likely found on a race flyer.  Plus it contains twice the street cred!

#38 Adrienne

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 02:40 PM

View PostFattyM, on Jan 14 2009, 10:45 AM, said:

View Postbutthead, on Jan 14 2009, 07:39 AM, said:

That is best you can do?..........My "complaints" were after the fact........as in I went and got my ass kicked and didn't like it. I am not a mud slide racer!

What is your category again? Yes, I am judging you on your category.

What does xfactor mean anyway? Do you bring the xfactor to racing? Are you EXTREME?

Probably just an extreme tool most likely.

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?


carry on...

Hillsboro is a road race, butthead.  You have no power in this realm.  You are powerless.

For the record - my team will once again win registration and once again chase down shawnrrrrr if he shows up in the 3s.  I will probably not finish one lap of the pee-on-twelve.

xfactor quit being a whinny bitch.

What is your category again? Yes, I am judging you on your category.

What does xfactor mean anyway? Do you bring the xfactor to racing? Are you EXTREME?

Probably just an extreme tool most likely.

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?

What is your category again?

What is your complaint again?

How did someone screw you over this time?


Whoa!!! wait a minute Matt, your team may  have won the race to registration but I don't believe that your team was the only team that chased Shawnerr down.  LOL

#39 xfactor

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 02:54 PM

View Postbutthead, on Jan 14 2009, 11:38 AM, said:

xfactor you remind me of the famous 2kWatts.


Tells us xfactor......how many watts do you put out?
I put out all of the watts.

#40 FattyM

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:22 PM

View PostAdrienne, on Jan 14 2009, 02:40 PM, said:

Whoa!!! wait a minute Matt, your team may  have won the race to registration but I don't believe that your team was the only team that chased Shawnerr down.  LOL

i never said 'only'!  Besides, if I can personally yell at someone to pull, I count that as a pull on my behalf! ;)

#41 schroetlin

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 04:39 PM

View Postxfactor, on Jan 14 2009, 02:54 PM, said:

View Postbutthead, on Jan 14 2009, 11:38 AM, said:

xfactor you remind me of the famous 2kWatts.


Tells us xfactor......how many watts do you put out?
I put out all of the watts.

With all due respect Mr. Factor of all that exists between W and Y,

I'm gonna have to call you out on this one... I know you don't....cause I put one out yesterday... well at least most of one.

Besides... JC didn't give you permission to... I already asked him  ;)
"Yeah dumb and drunk as I was you know I'd do it all again...."  -Roger Clyne

#42 xfactor

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 09:43 PM

View Postschroetlin, on Jan 14 2009, 04:39 PM, said:

View Postxfactor, on Jan 14 2009, 02:54 PM, said:

View Postbutthead, on Jan 14 2009, 11:38 AM, said:

xfactor you remind me of the famous 2kWatts.


Tells us xfactor......how many watts do you put out?
I put out all of the watts.

With all due respect Mr. Factor of all that exists between W and Y,

I'm gonna have to call you out on this one... I know you don't....cause I put one out yesterday... well at least most of one.

Besides... JC didn't give you permission to... I already asked him  ;)


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#43 Sherkat

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:01 PM

I hope Shawn ignores the X-treme challenge and comes and races with us nice old men. I could use some company in a nice long break...

#44 MikeR

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 06:54 AM

Just throwing out the possibility that xfactor and zootv are the same person with a different ID.  I have no proof.  I have nothing to back it up.  However, it makes reading their banter with each other more interesting.
Kurt meant to do that.

#45 xfactor

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 08:09 AM

no.  in fact, i am butthead.